What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
