His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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