IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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