I don't think brook has ever known best
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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