So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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