Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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