It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Enjoy the penises
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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