i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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