My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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