I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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