Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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