Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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