never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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