Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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