I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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