Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i think im in europe. pls send help
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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