: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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