I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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