The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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