Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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