Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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