Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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