Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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