Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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