Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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