There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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