The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Plan B is the new Plan A
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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