Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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