I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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