After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.