I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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