Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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