Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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