He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Randomize
