White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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