I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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