What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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