Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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