About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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