garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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