I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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