I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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