Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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