Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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