I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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