BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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