Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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