This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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