they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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