Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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