There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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