Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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