I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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