forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Also, beer. Big fan.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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