so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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