I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
