have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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