So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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