do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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